Do not talk in the movie theatre while the movie is playing. Especially at Indie films.
Use your turn signal.
When making a left turn, an accident down the road does NOT give you the right to go down the wrong side of a divided street.
Change you’re shirt if you’re going to be going out with a cool girl (/etc.).
Someone being friendly does not ALWAYS mean they’re flirting.
But it might.
Do NOT share a small office with someone who chews gum loud, if you are slightly clausterphobic and have a neurosis about loud chewing.
Loan officer’s are not ALWAYS the bad guys.
But most are.
Lawyer’s are not ALWAYS the bad guys.
But more are.
Try some ketchup on your taco’s… you might like it.
Not everyone is an almost “ten.”
But, apparently, I am.
Just because you are an almost ten, it does not mean anything.
Often, you’re still alone.
And sometimes…
Just sometimes…
Your wish will come true.
But YOU have to make it happen.